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We saw you from across the court and we really hate your vibe.

Wanted to redraw of this thingy I made for this fic a year ago :)

#aftg

spector

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

spector

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

#deer have 4 toes instead of the 1 that horses have!

spiritbladed

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

#geese ocs #<- ooooo fancy new oc tag

taifern

ruffnut thorston my beloved

#httyd

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bug 🪲🐛 in the house 🦗🎶🎧 tonight 🪩🐞

#to the tune of party rock anthem

bori-cha

Every fandom has a designated punching bag. What kind are you? *extremely loud clown honking* remember this ain't that serious

#your name is a trigger tag #oh lawd

mcaelius

star wars is so fucking stupid. yoda can't just have a walking stick he Has to have a magic wookiee painkiller gimer stick full of nutritious juices. ?

mcaelius

sucking the juices out of yodas walking stick. ?

#yoda suck on that stick crazy style #sorry i don't know what came over me #star wars

k-0re

azula when she fumbles two girlfriends

#absolutely obsessed with the use of eyes in this #atla

asaltysquid

💫To Be A Man💫

Thrilled I get to post my part of @ghostsharkpress ‘s transology zine before pride month ends. Our prompt was to recontextualize a formative childhood cartoon through the lense of transness/gncness.

These are thoughts I’ve had spilling around in my head for a while and seeing how important Treasure Planet was for me as a kid I thought it would be perfect. I always struggled with the fact I don’t really have any older male guide or figure to learn myself from so as a kid I tried to mimic the masculinity of shows or my peers. Growing older and wanting to step out of boyhood has really been a journey of self discovery and self worth and I’m really proud of the person I’m becoming.

#the having a deep obsession with treasure planet to being trans pipeline #tresure planet

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crimson-constellations

It’s my birthday today which means lots of sokka for everyone and the guys r hee too 🎂

#atla #i specifically love the one where zuko yelling next to sokka with crutch

thefallenland

#!!!#xmen

tiramistical

if i was in one of those nepotism academies where everyone’s the kid of a famous character, i’d be pissed as hell if i wasn’t one of the main ones

like imagine some girl whining about being the evil queen’s daughter while you’re the kid of the guy who sold the bricks to the third little pig

#eah #ever after high

draizetrain

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

blazing-butterfly-inactive

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

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having depression is kinda like if im hikaru but im also yoshiki and I have to learn to love the me that came back wrong but I'm doing a complete shit job of it compared to yoshiki

#it's honestly really funny when you go to look up the summer hikaru died but instead the summer I turned pretty comes up

strawberisapphic

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

#many such cases

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