surv(thr)iving

Tyrande that’s so sad, play We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel. 

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

gasolina, the original despacito,

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

Date someone who fucking respects you