'Sup?

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

absolute unit

ROUND!!!!!!!!!!

when i put away the largest longest kitchen knife from the dishwasher to the knife block for the moment it’s in my hand i become the final girl in a horror movie. and then i go back to normal after

Why was your sharpest, longest knife in the dishwasher? Girl, that’s a butter knife now, you’re the first girl in a horror movie.

this dude the row in front of me in math class is browsing twitter and got hentai on his dash, saw the Wendy’s mascot with giant tits. it’s hard to balance taking notes and waiting for this guy to scroll past porn and be able to take a pic of it in time

he has since launched warframe and gone on armor games

sure do put a lot of emphasis on couples falling in love through mutual trust and vulnerability for someone who needs to be pried open like an oyster emotionally speaking

reblog if you feel shit about everything in your life but you’re still trying hard to be positive.

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

drink that and you become a super saiyan

#disposing of a clown carcass

ONLY GAY PEOPLE GET TO GO TO RESTAURANTS