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being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

It’s time to meet the 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths on The Monolith Show tonight. It’s time to put on make up, it’s time to dress up right. It’s time to meet the 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths on The Monolith Show tonight.

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How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

no i dont talk to them yes they are all my boyfriends yes especially the lesbians