dumbasses
One Nice Bug Per Day
occasionally subtle

Show & Tell
$LAYYYTER
Misplaced Lens Cap
Cosimo Galluzzi

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Product Placement

if i look back, i am lost
Noah Kahan

@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
NASA
The Bowery Presents
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Monterey Bay Aquarium
todays bird
Interview Vampire Daily
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@ruby717
dumbasses

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Okay this is the last one i prooooommy
Lots of the express crew here
“do you know him, mr yang?”
you ever get sucked into a fic so bad that you read when you walk you read when you lie you read when you pee you read when you’re in rhe middle of a conversation and you read when you drive and when you crave sleep but still read and the first thing you do in the morning is opening ao3 to read that fic and then the fic ends and your life seems empty like a shell thrown out of the sea

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Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew
Some male friends of mine were once talking about how useful they’d be in an apocalypse, and I pointed out that as a weaver and sewer and maker of stuff, I’d be pretty damn useful and they tried to tell me they could just loot clothes from WalMart and they’d be fine. As if WalMart has endless supplies without weekly deliveries.
So just last night a friend of mine was talking about who he’d round up in the event of a zombie apocalypse and how I’m his go-to farmer on account of I know how to keep an entire homestead up and running and we’re talking about what kind of resources I’d need to keep a colony of about 50-ish people alive and i bring up what all goes into processing wool for clothing and such and he just kind of stops me like ‘wait, wait, we don’t need to do all of that because we can scavenge for clothes we don’t need to be able to make them’ and i’m just like, ‘dude, that works in the short-term maybe but if this community is going to be sustainable you’ve gotta have people whose job it is to make clothes and blankets and shit’
also cloth rots pretty quickly when left exposed to the elements and after the first few years or so anything we manage to scavenge isn’t going to be wearable anymore and anywho we’ve got to teach the kids everything or they’re not gonna know what to do some decades down the line when everything’s too rusted or rotted out to be of any practical use anymore, etc etc, and he’s reckoning that things like woodworking and smithing and ranching are more important than say, cleaning or cooking or dairying and meanwhile i’m just smh may all the gods have mercy on this poor fool
He also balked when i brought up how to run a laundry and what all was needed to make everyday shit like soap and toothpaste - like dude, you think this is going to be all about hunting and scavenging and being neato manly-man drifters like in the walking dead let me teach you a thing about keeping a village alive and healthy for more than a week man most of it is shit you keep thinking is non-essential on account of it being “women’s work” or “simple chores” that’re actually pretty labor-intensive and take time, training, knowledge, and practice to do successfully, let alone well, and are 100% absolutely necessary work in order for you to have any reasonably good quality of life after the world ends
There’s an excellent YouTube channel called How to Make Everything and it goes into depth about how one could make all of the things we use today in the case of societal collapse. His video on toothpaste made me realise we really don’t know how to make that and it’s tough and it tastes like shit unless you get it just right…
@pastelnightvale I feel like you’d like this
Says a lot about our generation that we really need to extensively plan for our apocalyptic survival
When There’s A Misunderstanding In The Fanfiction And They’re Ignoring Eachother But If They Would’ve Talked There Wouldn’t Be One
Nothing frustrates me more than misunderstandings tbh
Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.
(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)
Oh
My
God
HOLY SHIT
i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.
Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass.
How come I never heard this before? Holy hell.
EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO SAVE THE REALM AND FIGHT GODLESS HEATHENS WHO WOULD PREY ON THE WEAK AND DEFENSELESS. ALSO I NEED TO FIGHT A DRAGON AND GET INTO A SWORD FIGHT ON THE EDGE OF A VOLCANO.
Possibly the most inspirational two minutes of your life.
The sort of music that makes Dark Lords worry
that is the best comment imaginable
I have a playlist called Fine I Will Take That Fucking Ring To Mount Fucking Doom (A playlist for when you’re small and lost and alone and need to feel like you’re in a 100 foot tall asskicking robot) and I wish this track was on spotify so I could add it.
I need so many fics with this as a theme song. Or an opening. Or something, my Lord.
Lovely.
Perfection
*Graham pulls out his mp3 player and listens* nice.
Every hero everywhere: *prepares to throw hands*
This is incredible!!!!
GIVEAWAY
Hey guys! So I had meant to do this giveaway months ago after I saw the show but I had some stuff come up and I couldn’t do it. But here’s the giveaway!!
I’m giving away an extra signed poster from Jack’s first leg of the tour! I was lucky enough to see him in Boston and grabbed an extra poster for those of you not able to go. 💚
GIVEAWAY RULES:
So basically I just really wanna give back to you guys. I love all of my followers (and a large majority of them are Jack fans). So this giveaway is for anyone at all to enter!
- Anyone can enter
~ Location doesn’t matter I will ship ANYWHERE
- Just reblog to be entered, more reblogs are more chances (but please don’t spam your followers) :3
- There are no other requirements to enter (you don’t have to follow me, say why you want it etc) however it would be super cool if you wanted to!
- Winner will be chosen by random name generator (more entries = more times your name is entered in)
That’s pretty much it! I really just wanna do this for you guys so have fun!! :3
Giveaway will end on Halloween (for our boy Anti) so enter as much as you want until then!
Have fun and I love you guys! 💚💚
Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result
fire is gay culture confirmed
Thats my battle aura.
My eyes are screaming.
Real life magic!!

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Anxiety when he first showed up vs Anxiety in “My NEGATIVE Thinking.”
Why did I do this to myself?
You can see it wearing on him. It was kind of fun at first. But after awhile it’s just…not, anymore. He’s tired of it.
stop
Ouch
I am SO GLAD someone pointed this out; it’s a point of Virgil’s character development that I love but never see discussed!
We always talk about how alienated Virgil was, about how desperate to be heard he was – we never talk about how much effort and energy he put into being the antagonist at first!
(More under the cut because it turned out I had more thoughts on this and more evidence than I was aware)
Weiterlesen
I was really surprised that this old post suddenly started to come up again but I’m glad it did because I love this summary.
IT’S OCTOBER
It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this
Pure
Screw it.
Reblog this post before October 31st and I’ll say what monster/cryptid/mythical creature you remind me of just from scrolling through your blog a bit. Make sure you have asks open.
ooh i love this!
Ooohh I wanna see what you think I am.
Omg yessbskakak
Ooooh fun! :D
Please and thank you
Ooh, sounds fun! Yes please!
PLEASE reblog and signal boost if you are anti pedophile and i will follow you. there needs to be more of us.
WAIT 1000 NOTES WHAT THE FUCK
HOLY SHIT!! 4000
6000 !!
7000 already howwwww m8
Let’s go head and do a throw back Thursday
ye cool-
*DISTANT SCREAMS*
*WAR FLASHBACKS*
THAT BREATHING FUCKS ME UP EVERY FUCKING TIME JESUS
THAT’S MY FIRST TIME WATCHING THAT VIDEO UNMUTED JFC THE BREATHING
WTF I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE AND IM SHOOK.
i remember seeing this when he first posted it, it still gives me the fuckin chills.
Every single time I listen to that especially the breathing than the laughter I always get a sicky filling to my stomach
Exactly! My first thought is how it’s Anti trying to learn how to use a human body and ugh i get so scared all the time
OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD
It’s like a goddamn bodysnatcher getting into a skin suit
Imagine him getting into that human body, wriggling around to get the right adjustments, moving his neck around to get things figured out, wiggling his fingers, and controlling him.
And the worst thing is-
You guys may have hugged him
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Rebagel again for this last comment y’all I am shook
Where in the bloody hell did this come from?!?! How have I never seen this or heard it before!! o.o; *mutters* and when can i get some more..
Haha it’s from 2016
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE GOD DAMMIT SOMEBODY HELP ME GET A PHONE THAT CAN RUN SNAPCHAT OR INSTA OR WHATEVER THIS IS SO I DON’T MISS THIS KINDA STUFF
It’s instagram…also instagram runs on computer it isn’t just phone :P
Oh GOD. I’ve seen and heard this so many times and it STILL always makes my blood run cold. I HATE IT 😂
Let’s get this glitch bitch back on the dashboard!
FUCK
THIS STILL FUCKS ME UP AND IVE WATCHED IT LIKE TEN TIMES
IT’S THE FIRST OF HALLOWEEN TIME TO BRING THIS BACK
Oof 😂 so much attention to this
SPOOOOOKY
Gotta reblog it when I see it
WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL IS THIS GLITCH BITCHERY DOING HERE?! I WASN’T IN THE FANDOM THEN, DAMN I WISH I WAS! DX

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JSE COMMUNITY REBLOG WITH YOUR BDAY!
October 21st.
23rd of June! :D
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Mines June 10th ^-^
July 24th :D
May 8th. Victory in Europe day, baby! 😉
April 23
July 17 C:
*throws this at you and immediately runs away*
//dont repost my art//
Dom Pat has been on my mind for so long and now I really have an excuse to finally write about it. I’m probably gonna split this up bc it’s late and I’m tired.
Pairing: Logicality (Logan Sanders + Patton Sanders), LAMP
TW: NSFW, Punishment Mention
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