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Heero: I need you to punch me
Duo: Ok but why
Heero: I canât even type it
Duo: Oh jesus christ

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Duo, picking up a Preventers badge: Damn you guys have merch?
Une, rubbing her temples: Donât call it merch.
Duo: Donât stare at the moon too long or else youâll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense.
Trowa: I made a remix of Wufeiâs âIâm Disappointedâ post-mission lecture. Wanna hear it?
Duo: You are my new favorite person. Absolutely, yes.
Young Jedi killer.

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Follow my finger.
Me choosing what to remove from my inventory when Iâm carrying too much:
Iâm just gonna take this as a signâŚ
I reblog this every time I see it. Sometimes you just gotta do it.
Jyn & Cassian + looks
aka Face Acting: A Master Class
Enju: Sorry, I think I need to be alone right now.
[later]
Enju: Thanks for being alone with me, Gekkamaru.

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Rebekah: I dare you to throw a stick near Klaus and say "fetch".
Kol: I might die... But it'd be worth it
Secret government agent: *punches me in the face* Say it
Me: Never
Secret government agent: Say âChocolatineâ!
Me: *spits in their face* Fuck you
Secret government agent: *punches me in the face* Say it
Me: Never
Secret government agent: Say âChocolatineâ!
Me: *spits in their face* Fuck you
tAG YOURSELF
I think we all know which one I am
or at least i hope we can agree on itÂ
@zeldaismyhomegirlÂ
weâre both fire agate desperately striving to become amber
Thatâs fucking poetry that is
âŚand also very true
But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because âNo. thatâs not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds Iâm about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolutionâ
I need this as a series
Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire.
Vampires speaking in dead languages.
Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts.
Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like âAre you kidding me everyone knew that man was queer!â
Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other stubbornly maintaining a friendship thatâs lasted longer than their civilizations.
Vampires who honour forgotten deities you wonât find in mythology books.
Also, vampires who secretly saved stuff from the Library of Alexandra.
A vampire show that does not revolve all around sex and eternal cursed love.
nerd vampire whose knowledge of current events is terrible but they can always remember everything thatâs considered âhistoryâ so they have a super-detailed knowledge of everything up to about thirty years ago and then ?????
vampire who couldnât tell you what caravaggio was known for but duelled with him at least three times and slept with him at least ten. âcara-who OH YOU MEAN MICHAEL yeah he was coolâ
vampire who spent 100 years in a convent and is still so bitter that in all that time they never made her mother superior âGODDAMMIT I HAD SENIORITY! I HAD SENIORITY!â âokay so first off janet, that was six hundred years ago, but more importantly, maybe if you didnât always start those complaints off with blasphemyâŚâ
vampire professor who just sort of showed up at oxford when it was founded and is still there (and nobodyâs noticed because he still never actually shows up to his lectures)
vampire politician who lifts all their campaign speeches wholesale from speeches given 200 years ago and just waits for someone to catch them out (nobody ever does theyâre prime minister and their approval ratings are through the roof)
WAIT I HAVE MORE
queer vampire who constantly talks about the fashion for straightness and you need to be really careful because if you tell them straight is default they WILL scream at you for five days straight about what a modern concept heterosexuality is
vampire hoarder who has an entire town where they just kept having to buy new houses to keep their stuff in and some of itâs probably worth tens of millions by now but youâll never find it in among the 1950s kitschy kitten sculptures and boxes of newspaper (the newspaper is a wonderful mix of yesterdayâs guardian and daily courants from 1725)
vampire sailor from mandervilleâs time who just has so many stories and some of them might even be true
vampire bluestocking girl who took to the internet like a fish to water and spends her whole unlife engaging reddit antifeminists about womenâs rights because thatâs one fight sheâs determined to see through. also with the advent of cheap dyes she literally wears blue socks every day and hopes one day someone gets the joke
vampire doctor who just gets SO CONFUSED about the literature because do you know how hard it is to keep up with medicine kevin? when i got my doctorate we thought leeches were good and then they were bad and now theyâre good again? i was published in issue one of the lancet kevin that is 387 lancets kevin how the hell am i meant to remember which oneâs current kevin why are they saying cannabis is good for pain like this is news??? (but also lives in a state of wonderment every day in hospital because wow look at all this stuff we can do now look at it kevin!)
entire coven of vampires constantly quibbling over manners because theyâre all from different periods: âHATS OFF AT TABLEâ âSCREW YOU LEONARD ONLY PEASANTS EAT BAREHEADEDâ âTABITHA THAT HASNâT BEEN GOOD MANNERS SINCE THE 1500S NOBODY HAS LICE ANY MOREâ âIT ISNâT ABOUT LICE LEONARD ITâS ABOUT GOOD MANNERS YOU NEED TO HAVE GOOD MANNERS WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNERâ âI SWEAR TO GOD TABITHA IF YOU MAKE THAT PUN ONE MORE TIME I WILL SHOVE YOUR STUPID HAT DOWN YOUR THROATâ
vampire musicians who might not have been child prodigies but goddammit 500 years of practicing an instrument is bound to get you somewhere (also knowing the composer and being the first person to start playing a song doesnât hurt either)
my favorite will always be vampires who know fuck-all about the standard major historical events because they were always somewhere else whenever big shit was going down:
âyeah i heard about the hundred years war but i was in northern african at the time soâŚâ
âthe roman empire fell??? how did the fucking roman empire fall??? i spend a fucking handful of decades in india and i come back to this???â
ârussia needs to stop having revolutions, i canât keep them all straightâŚâ
âwhen did france become a democracy?? and americaâs now itâs own country??? iâve spent the last century in a forest in wallachia scaring small children soââwHat dO yOU meAn weâre calling it romania now??? when the fuck did it become romania???â
âWE HAD A WORLD WAR??? WE HAD TWO WORLD WARS???? well obviously âworldâ is an exaggeration because i heard nothing about it while i was lost in the amazon rainforest for the last fifty yearsâŚâ
âlisten i spent most of the fourteenth century as a pirate in the south china sea so someoneâs gonna had to clue me in on all this âblack plagueâ nonsense.â
Drunk history but the guests are vampires

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Deanâs family letting him down.Â
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