i sold my soul to the disney corporation at age five

ok this isnt quite the same thing but you reminded me of a headcanon i have that goldie often crashes events because scrooge doesnt invite her. and shes not gonna go as scrooge’s date unless he specifically invites her. but he’s not gonna invite her because he 1. doesnt think shes interested and 2. if she IS interested she’ll just crash it, right? anyway here’s way too long of a thing

Top #25 Most Streamed Animated Shows On Disney+ USA Q4-2022.

As always with each The Walt Disney Company Earnings Call we will unveil the Top #25 Most Streamed Animated Shows on Disney+

More content will be order if they keep getting streamed.

Data Belongs To ParrotAnalytics,FlixPatrol & Nielsen.

1. The Simpsons

2. Bluey

3. Spidey And His Amazing Friends

4. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

5. Star Wars: The Clone Wars

6. The Proud Family: Louder And Prouder

7. Big City Greens

8. Puppy Dog Pals

9. Cars On The Road

10. Big Hero 6: Baymax!

11. Star Wars: Tales Of the Jedi

12. Phineas And Ferb

13. Ice Age:Scrat Tales

14. Chip N Dale: Rescue Rangers

15. Hamster & Gretel

16. Alice’s Wonderland Bakery

17. Firebuds

18. Marvel Studios What If?

19. Random Rings

20. Big Hero 6 The Series

21. The Ghost And Molly McGee

22. Eureka!

23. Amphibia

24. Mira Royal Detective

Part 179 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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People don’t really notice who this is at first. His account takes a bit to really get off the ground, and the overlap of people who could recognize the actors in Movie and cosmic frontier cosplayers is not that big but eventually, someone points it out in the comments of his latest pics with Willow. They’re mostly ignored beyond a few comments like hahaha weird or a plain lmao by someone, but the thought is out there now. It’s started.

Someone else notices too. Someone puts a screencap from Movie next to one of their group cosplay pics. More people notice the resemblance. It’s a small group, granted but they sure as hell do exist. Someone even dm’s keikos_husband like “Hey, look at what i found! [Image attached]”. They never get a conclusive response.

The scar thing is the one everyone keeps debating about because spaghetti guy doesn’t have them to the same extent that keikos_husband does. Until hunter posts that pic of his first cosplay. Which, if he’s really that age, matches up perfectly with the timeline of Movie.

Hunter just watches this whole thing like, gus, get over here it’s your fucked up movie again. He’d clarify, but Luz keeps insisting that he not and she thinks it’s really funny, so he doesn’t say anything.

Gus's Fucked Up Movie haunting the narrative more more persistently than Caleb Wittebane is extremely funny to me. Especially considering that these are two different semi-niche Internet corners.

YouTube essayists are like "After years of dormant activity, we've gotten a new lead in the Gus13 case in the form of a micocelebrity in a 90s sci fi book series fandom. Many have theorized that popular cosplayer/writer/prominent voice in the Cosmic Frontier community, Hunter Noceda, also known by his URL Keikos_husband, is the infamous "Spaghetti Guy" in the even more infamous "Movie" But does this theory hold any water? Let's dive in. But first, let's talk about today's sponsor, Hellofresh,"

Gus definitely cosplays a lot too and him and Hunter have done a few O'Bailey and Avery shoots. So Gus has a good chunk of Internet fame of his own. However he probably uses an alias so suspicion is initially nonexistent. Until somebody digs up an old reel Willow posted of their behind-the-scenes process (cleverly editing out the whole part with illusion magic). There's this one bit where the camera focuses on Hunter and Gus in an immature squabble as Willow's voiceover speaks to the viewer. It's hard to decipher and nobody has really cared until now. But now, with the new Gus13 buzz, that little moment has been studied under a microscope and people are now theorizing that Hunter says something along the lines of "Shut up, Gus,"

GUS??

The guy who does the insanely realistic special effects is named Gus???

Hmmmmmmmm.....

The conspiracy boards go crazy. Craft stores all over America are running low on yarn.

Luz keeps reblogging Gus13/Spaghetti Guy is Keikos_husband memes on tumblr and its driving people insane. Like is it a joke or not girl, is it a joke or not??

Of course, André has never claimed to be magic. The magic was always in the ice cream. But he thinks he knows it, he has understood its secrets like Yagami Light did the Death Note. And for a while, decades in fact, the ice cream left him with that belief.

But the truth is the ice cream is not an entity that follows rules. He thinks the rules exist, and that he understands him, but he is actually just a servant to their incomprehensible whims. It's easy when things are simple: Combine based on hair color, or just give an Italian couple the Italian flag. Over the years, that brought him a lot of confidence, like a fool.

Then, however, he encounters the limits of his understanding. What if people should be together but aren't? What can he do then? What is all his wisdom when facing the vagaries of actual teenage love?

The truth is the rules for the ice cream are different every time. He tries to adapt, he really does. If three people come, what do you do? At first he makes one of the three chose, abdicating his responsibility. Later he gives them one shared cone after all, because still, he does not know what he's doing.

What if he thinks he knows how four people should be paired up, but they appear to be pairing up differently? What about Marichat, huh? What about fucking Marichat? He does not know. He cannot know, for the magic of the ice cream and the other magic in the world is actually way beyond his comprehension. We see his deepest fear, that he does not understand his God and in fact never did; that he's just a mere mortal after all.

Hexsquad magical girls

Doodles below

When the loneliness of being a child with adult priorities started to weigh on her, she used a picture of a happy family and the ruins of their home as her entire blueprint for interpersonal relationships. These people are grownups, so they will take care of me. That’s how it works because I read that somewhere.

Can you imagine the shock she must have felt when she first met Finn and Jake? Jake lets his baby brother play with swords and go on dangerous quests, sometimes even on his own?? Can you imagine, then, what Jake must have told her? Finn is a scrappy kid who will play outside in this fucked up world no matter what we do. He’s safer with the ability to defend himself than he would be if he never faced danger. He’s not much like Neddy. Not all people who fill the same roles are much like each other (still a relatively unfamiliar concept to her). Finn loves fairytale stories and grandeur and helping people— he’s like Bonnie. So yes, she will play knight and princess with him, because it keeps them both safe, and because it’s fun! It’s her chance to be kind of like a kid! But she’ll also protect him, even if it’s just by allowing him to train and sending him on missions she knows he can handle. Even if her protection hurts him and/or other people.

It doesn't feel like a Phineas and Ferb episode at all. It's too dramatic, nothing zany actually happens, Candace isn't even in it. (Yes, I saw her for five seconds on the screen too.) The only part that felt canon was Doofenshmirtz and Perry's subplot.

It feels unfinished and out-of-character. Phineas crushed on Isabella all of high school but never did anything about it? Isabella gave up? That doesn't sound like either one of them. But! I'd have been willing to go with it if they'd explained it or delivered it better. But they didn't.

The Fireside Girls were cringe. Ferbnessa suddenly getting confirmed at the end totally out of the blue, especially on the heels of Montessa doing so well, was cringe. All of the dialogue was basically cringe. It was bland and awkward the whole way through.

The things I did like:

What Might Have Been is such a good song!

Again, Doof and Perry's subplot, perfect.

Incorporating the fandom's unanimous, decade-long headcanon that Ferb talks regularly when he gets older.

Hiring Ashley Simpson to design the main cast of teens! What an homage!

I actually do like the idea that Phineas pined for Isabella in high school and she had no idea, because she had stopped trying so hard after a while so it wasn't even a possibility in her mind. I do like that. [I just don't like that, in-canon, it's made so that between the two of them, they basically stopped being consistent friends and never communicated, and that's the reason they never got together. Ridiculous.]

flowers for mama camila 🌺