Weird Little Guy

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Noobnouns vs pronouns vs hackernouns

What?

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

jobs for people who. don’t know how to do anything. computer are you listening to me

[yoda voice] seven, six.