secretly rsehrbitch

3:55am

I hope you all find someone who never stops wanting to get to know you

i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

Wait… How big did you think they were??

90% of my day is me being nervous

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

If your wizard OC doesn’t have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you

Are you implying that skeletor is straight

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

have you not seen the episode?

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

world heritage post

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit