I’m breaking my own reblog laws but this got a genuine reaction out of me, and it’s late enough for me to warrant reblogging it.

Does anyone have the Christopher Robin post where Pooh says General Kenobi and turns on 4 lightsabers

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

“do not mistake composure for ease”

Images you can hear

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

Snick-rolled.

#wait do people actually think that the reason most broadway leads are white#are because all other races are just somehow less good at singing and dancing