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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

can you guys stop lying with those “dont cry, x number of vampires” posts? everyone knows theres 34 vampires

This is in fact true! There’s a law that forbids there being more than 34 vampires at any given time. For more information, look up vampire rule 34!

Okay I’ll do that

Oh hell yeah vampire titties

I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations

It’s like wake up eat breakfast look into your phone to be blasted with non stop terrible news that makes you want to die go to your job eat lunch receive more news that makes you want to die etc.