Can you hear the Drums of Liberation?

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

your cat was an honor to see in the window

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever