so hold on, we've only just begun

im just someones weird sister

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

Official Post of Massachusetts

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"