so hold on, we've only just begun

im just someones weird sister

this is what upstairs neighbors have

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws an unbaptized baby

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

YES