our blackrock story carries on

t shirt that says i ❤️ my double standards that favor women

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

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okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

we talk about how cis people are just handed a gender and accept it without thought but I think what we fail to mention is that the same happens with sexuality

this extends beyond the bounds of simple heterosexuality. it's also about being told that you enjoy skinny white cis women with button noses and straight hair and no stretch marks and no cellulite etc. lotta gay people never let go of that one!