Meh

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

let us die

Sending yourself an attachment via e-mail is primitive, yet still easier than most dedicated cloud storage

free them

be strong for mother

Every damn thing on here except for the apple product

I missed most of this stuff but i still made marker swords 👍

That was…visceral. In how it so suddenly brought back so much.

me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.