Losing My Mind @royal-kitty - Tumblr Blog

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

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syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

sabrebash

Is That Allowed

sabrebash

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

kit0ri

you wish, kitty

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

joyflameball

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harlequin-wheels

they fucking killed him

neurodivergentkangaroo

kropotkindersurprise

July 22, 2026 - People around the USA are taking down Flock AI surveillance cameras. [video]

noneedtofearorhope

Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.

molabuddy

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

molabuddy

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

other-orchid

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

vampyyprincess

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

pastelclownkitty

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

pastelclownkitty

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

levil0vesyou

Our clownfish

pastelclownkitty

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

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anphivenas

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

cheddar-baby

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

anphivenas

He strutted his shit kinda

ispyspookymansion

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

justcatposts

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

nitewrighter

frankierohugejorts

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

naamahdarling

Purrentification.

intosnarkness

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

sandersstudies

Right after I reblogged this I found out a friends’ mom was hospitalized — this is such a good reminder

If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift

lesbianwarfare-deactivated20190

bad habits: visiting this fucking website every day

striders

kind of a milf.

striders

none needed brother

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