hmm

Indie music fans will literally be like oh yeah man you should totally listen to “my self doubt is slowly killing me and all my friends” by Penis Defibrillator it’s an absolute banger

Reblog to save a life.

Self defense moment. These are good and valid ways to get out of restraints. I'm glad they made the video so I don't have to. Study them enough to understand how they work so you can use them if you need them.

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok

There’s a damn good story here.

It's the flip flop that's turned into an anklet that really makes it for me

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

why is explaining a villains sad backstory always taken as an effort toward excusing their actions. why does the conversation need to involve the question of excusing anything rather than just making their present behavior way more interesting by complicating their feelings or their motivations. why is acknowledging complicated feelings or motivations taken as apologism in and of itself. why is everyone so incredibly boring

my advice for the sex scene averse crowd ultimately is the same as my advice for the long movie haters: just don’t fucking watch it man idk i’m not your mother

I don't like the way kissing sounds so I mute or fast forward. I don't have the authority to tell film and television makers not to have loud kissing? Big kids pants.

Everyone's got that mutual who can't get out of the maze

I swear that wall wasn't there a second ago whats going on

Classic comment homie!!! Theres no way out 🤣❤🔥

don’t let anyone else ruin your day. it‘s YOUR day. ruin it yourself.