one day on the road, Ilya’s casually browsing through channels when he lands on house hunters. He’s like, “oh look, they have free porn for Shane Hollander” and Shane rolls his eyes but neither of them turn it off. 3 episodes later, they’re still watching and yelling about ugly houses that are over budget and terrible husbands that won’t let their wives get the pool they want
It becomes a tradition on the road. After they fuck, they cuddle up and watch an episode or 2. Sometimes they switch to shark tank during commercials because Ilya loves how mad Shane gets at the awful pitches
It gets to the point that Bood’s complaining about sharing a hotel wall with Ilya and Shane. And a rookie’s like, “Why? Do they have super loud sex?”
and Bood says, “Well, yeah, but the bigger issue is they shout about open floor plans.”