Hi everyone I just wanna bring their matching outfits back because wtf This is not normal I'm sorry but this is insane THEY are insane
this wasn't the same day but you can't convince me they didn't coordinate buying these cmon
And don't forget these little sets made by GABE PERRAULTS relative
I think we established these weren't the same shirts but please
We also have these cute jackets
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS A LOT MORE
MY FAVORITE ONE
they share a room this was an away game. How would they do this accidentally, they planned this and wanted to match with one another like what. Nothing could ever make me forget this. This walk in is my roman empire each time I think about it I actually get sick because WHAT. I hope they never stop being themselves and they do gay shit like this next season
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Brumins: hey minty! We want to make summer content with you. Do you mind if we tag along?
Minty: sure.
Brumins opened up the passenger door of his tesla (bird on the street says his trail fucking truck is back to the dealer) only to find connor with a sling smiling awkwardly at them.
Minty: do you mind if a blackhawks player joins us today? Maybe a collaboration would be great for the engagement.
Sometimes Toff goes in the kitchen and there’s like. Chip bag empty on the counter. Milk carton with a half centimetre left replaced in the fridge that he just KNOWS Sam drank straight from. Abandoned hoodie draped over one chair. Six pack he just purchased from a microbrewery with one beer suspiciously absent. And he’s like Mis! I said you could keep that goddamn dog if you took care of it and cleaned up after it!
And sometimes Toff goes in the living room and finds Sam lying on the couch with Misa and Stella both asleep on top of him, and Sam changes the TV to Toff’s show and tosses him the remote without saying anything at all. Keeps lying there. Maybe scrolls on his phone while Misa wriggles around a little and says horrifying things that Toff and Sam pretend not to hear.
And Toff is like well fuck is this also my goddamn dog. I’ll start stocking some Kokanee if you’ll keep your paws out of the good stuff.
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You've heard about the Edmonton polycule but have you heard about the Gaydettes?
Warning to everyone that this is parasocial and if you are uncomfortable RPFing about two women who are not technically public figures, feel free to stop here. From what I can see of their social media they would eat it up — but fair warning and don't put this speculation anywhere off tumblr.
So it is very important to understand Adam is the least important part of the polycule. Well. That's not true. He's more important than the second husband (added today! Mazel tov!) but less important than the wives. Micaela and Madison are very hot women who look like sisters and have been best friends for over a decade (sound familiar?). I can only presume from their social media comments that they've been fucking each other and their conquests together for just as long. I'm actually gonna start with today's posts because I need you to understand the seriousness of the situation
Do we see? Do we understand!?? Good. I know very little but I will take you on a gay tour of their most incriminating moments, doing my best to ignore the typical straight girl comments so you too comprehend the truth of the polycule. Take my hand as I weave lies (THEY'RE FUCKING).
Vertex one: Adam
Adam has liked every single one of Micaela and Madison's posts. Boy is dedicated. He's commented at a near equal level as well. A sampling:
And of course it is mutual:
Now at this point I was like. Well surely this is one of those terrible straight jokes. Where they pretend to be gay to show how woke and comfortable in their sexuality they are. But then there is the Gaudette wedding itself, at which they three committed to each other and Adam was caught sending heart-eyes at them:
I am truly lost for words. I'm just gonna be pointing at things and making noises the rest of this post basically. Next, Micaela has a baby! Madison is beside herself ("my best friend is making me a new best friend"). Naturally they make her the godmother as her birthday present.
It's genuinely very sweet. Let's move on to the sex toy Madison's husband.
Vertex Two: Dalton
This guy is a football player for the AFL Texans and he has no idea he just entered what will inevitably end as a fourway polycule. But Micaela's testing the fences:
Yeah they're gonna turn that boy into a couch. And by the recent wedding photo, Adam's on board.
Vertices 3-4: Micaela & Madison
The MEAT of the thing. I apologize deeply for the weird way these will look but I am up to the tumblr photo limit and had to get creative because they're vital inclusions:
The first photo is part of a 'how it's going vs how it started' carousel of the two of them posted by Madison— this is 'how it started'. Micaela commented something uncouth about the hot dog. The 'how it's going' picture is a sweet couples photo of them sitting in an arena, Micaela's hand on Madison's knee in an air of comfortable ownership.
The second photo is a headless bikini shot of Micaela's tan which has clearly made Madison feral. Moving on! To more gay degeneracy.
2 for 1 wives??? Can't wait to smooch LESBIAN EMOJI and reenact these LESBIAN EMOJI????
It's also important to note that Micaela referred to Adam as #breedingmaterial. Clearly these dastardly women have been planning how to have a kid together for years and are using Adam to facilitate. He seems pleased as punch to be involved. Poor Dalton is gonna have a hell of an initiation.
On an rpfing note: the wacklins should go to Micaela for their big queer questions. Cat is great but she lacks experience.
Okey doke I need to get this out to the newsboys hot off the presses so just leaving you with this picture of the lesbian wives and their son:
i know this may be the nichest thing on planet earth but do any of you hockey weirdos remember the scholastic series Spirit Animals. guys do you see my vision. the au won't be called that of course but i think the concept of daemons is the closest thing to what i've got going here
with all the celebrini crosby comparisons it kills me that their team rosters are on polar opposite sides of the nhl age demographic
one one hand you have the pens, a bunch of oldheads and kindy—their one little adopted puppy that they’re constantly endeared by
and then on the other there’s the sharks, which is just poor old tyler toffoli and his 14 million gremlin children who bully him on his own wife’s podcast
okay i’m coming back to this post bc i have more thoughts
hawksmin is notorious for the funny questions they ask the players so i would have to think that connor would use those as a way to subtly hint that he has a partner.
maybe one day towards the end of the season after the hawks are eliminated from the playoffs hawksmin asks the question “what are you most looking forward to this off season?” and answers ofc range from resting to seeing family to traveling. and everyone expects connor to say something along the lines of going home and practicing some more but he surprises everyone by having a pretty detailed vacation planned with someone he will not name.
i.e.
hawksmin: what are you most looking forward to this off season connor?
connor: oh actually we’re heading up to toronto for a little bit to see some friends and then we’re going back to vancouver to spend time with family. i think we’ve got some hikes planned out and i know we’ve got these symphony tickets that i’m excited for.
hawksmin: ?????
fraser of course sees the video and just about melts because connor sounds so excited to do stuff with fraser when they have more time to spend with each other. and yeah connor bought the symphony tickets for him but he didn’t think he’d actually be excited about it.
everyone in the comments is speculating about what connor’s talking about and who is “we” and why does connor have these things planned out already and he didn’t even mention practicing with anyone what’s going on????? and connor is incredibly aware of his actions bc despite his reputation he’s very smart when he wants to be and he always wants to be smart when it comes to fraser
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If your name is connor bedard, reading this, i BEG you to stop doomscrolling and start to share your summer photo dump. I fucking know youre gatekeeping these type of fraser photo genre
omega mack and alpha will right after mack's heat finishes and his pussy is all worn out he can't have sex for a few days because he's so sore and will would literally never pressure him to do anything.
but mack is needy and after spending a solid five days doing nothing but having sex, with wills gorgeous dick splitting him open, he feels a little neglected unintentionally. unfortunately after a long few days of being fucked and knotted within an inch of his life, his pussy is so sensitive even putting panties on hurts.
so they've take to sleeping with mack in just a large tshirt(one of wills obvi) and will in his boxers practically glued to each other. one of wills arms will wrap around mack's chest and hold his hand over his heartbeat to settle mack's anxiety and one arm will twist between mack's legs to cup his pussy to soothe mack's omega. and it works beautifully. mack feels safe and held without pushing past his limits and will can ensure his beautiful omega has everything he needs.
sometimes towards the end of mack's soreness will can slip two fingers up into mack’s pussy and really hold mack close, but most of the time he just holds his warm palm over the most sensitive part of his omega that has both of them rumbling and purring in tandem
mack of course slicks up every time will does this and gets all messy but will is more than happy to lick his slick up out of his palm and replace is slick-wet hand with his spit-wet hand((which ofc gets mack wetter but there’s only so much he can do to control himself when will looks like that and is taking such good care of him))
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connor is so cat to me like i can picture it vividly. always giving the bitchiest stares. i know he’d constantly have airplane ears. pretending he don’t gaf but always being up in ur space. just the soggiest scrunkliest guy cat out there
anon you have enabled me thank you
i think his soggy scrunkly exterior is what made it so hard for fraser to believe that connor liked him for so long because he wasn’t reading into connor’s other actions enough. bears aren’t quite as physically expressive as cats, so fraser’s ears don’t move like connor’s and his tail isn’t really long enough to showcase his emotions. so a lot of what connor outwardly ((and unintentionally)) expresses for fraser gets lost.
that being said, a lot is still expressed.
since they’ve spent a lot of time together and fraser doesn’t see connor when they’re not together, he has no idea just how different the cat acts when he’s with fraser. his ears soften, his tail swishes more playfully, his chirps and meows are sweeter, as opposed to the dramatic stillness of his tail and the flat ears he has with other people.
and of course the physical affection. cats will not go up to you if they do not like you. they will not put up with your bullshit. but since fraser is a bear and doesn’t really get that, he doesn’t understand just how crazy it is that connor is always up in his business the way that he is. and i mean up in his. business.
connor steals his clothes, sleeps in his bed, is glued to fraser’s hip when they’re together, and generally just a very tactile person but ONLY with fraser(which the bear obviously doesn’t realize)
and so yeah, connor is the soggiest scrunkliest most pathetic looking cat you’ve ever seen. but only before he gets with fraser officially. then he’s sweet and content and perky-eared because his big sweet bear loves him back
sorry for getting off track anon but thank you regardless for bringing this up<3
