Chaos Babe

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

it's obvious that ormund knows without a doubt 100% that gwayne is gay because he walked in on gwayne sucking cock or something when they were kids but by that time gwayne already had an insane amount of dirt on ormund so all ormund can do now is slur him privately in front of daeron who doesn't even get the so-called joke because he still thinks babies are left by storks

remember how homophobic game of thrones was.. meanwhile gwayne hightower gets to have a literal superhero moment for remembering the faces of every single guy he’s ever sucked off at a tourney. Beautiful world

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

Update! So we forgot about God

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

Trying to do a good job as status quo restabilizer monarch when your three advisors are your uncle who groomed you who is your husband saying “BURN EVERYONE WE WILL INVADE DORNE AND ESSOS AND YI TI AND CROWN A NEW EMPIRE OF THE DAWN WE SHALL RULE AS GODS anyways I’m leaving see you never, your girlfriend who is your uncle’s ex girlfriend whispering about how the most important factor in maintaining monarchical power is of course just consent of the peasantry you are governing you ought to alienate yourself from your minor nobility completely and permanently to appease the people, and your middle school girlfriend you are repulsed by the thought of displeasing going you have to do shit that makes me mad to rule effectively but I will be mad. and also you have no fuckingggg money

And all of them want you

aegon being larys’ new alicent but also larys’ mirror-figure is something that can be so personal and so crazy... all he ever wanted was an inert body he could enact his will upon! and yet after gaining control over the weakest dumbest loser in all of westeros all larys wants to do is take him to braavos so he can lounge around and rest and eat desserts. luxuries he denies himself… but needs to give to his double! and what most upsets him is that aegon is not reciprocating!!! literally the only explanation is that larys is in love with him and wants more than anything for him to love him back…..?????? to choose him to thank him to rely on him always…. RYAN!!!!!!!! YOU’RE NUTS

Imagine confronting a guy about fucking your sister, but the guy trauma dumps you SO HARD that you’re just forced to sit down next to him and dissociate gayly