Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.

Are you going?

lgb-bq :’)

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ

god damn it

it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience

no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him

Holy fuck

i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.

people are terrified of avengers spoilers because if you know what’s going to happen there’s absolutely no reason to watch it. The writing and acting and cinnamon tography can’t back it up enough for people to be like oh there was actual substance to this beyond knowing who dies and who wins…….

hi i rarely shower and when i do i don’t wash my hair, i dont brush my hair, i dont take care of my hygiene at all, i drink soda exclusively instead of water, my only hobbies video games and internet forums, i only wear band shirts and baggy jeans, and i believe women find me unattractive because of the shape of my jaw

How dare you call me out like this

using pee in my bong

shut up about endgame. the only avenger that matters is sasuke uchiha

i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me

I only have about a dozen things to talk about that I cycle back and forth from but I am always super supportive and happy to see you!

if ur friendship isnt cowboy/vampire solidarity is it even friendship?

Y’all ever have a week that’s like, a yee without a haw. A ya without a hoo. A hoot without a holler. A proverbial snake in ones metaphorical weathered ranglin’ boot.

The ‘what color’ guy is going places