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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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enter the cornflakes domain

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

Pets love to wait until the worst possible time to groom themselves. You’re already massively overstimulated and you start hearing SLURP. SLURP. SLURP. under your chair and you have to check if your cat is washing her ass or eating something she shouldn’t be.

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne

i just ate a bunch of differentberries but i feel the same

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great