chelsea • she/her

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

dogs are right about doorbells. a doorbell ringing is a THREAT and should be met with an appropriate aggression display

hollanov at their kid’s autism assesment and the doctor says that autism can be genetic and asks if anyone in the family has autism and shane says no at the same time as ilya says yes

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?