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the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

The link is broken (at least for me), this one works

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

im so hungry i could eat a meal

learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it

food preservation is basically a competition between you and the mushrooms on who gets to eat it faster. and boy am i losing

i was wrong actually. it's a threeway battle between you, the mushrooms and the insects living in your kitchen (unless it's refrigerated food). may the best one win

deadlines are so overrated. why must everything revolve around deadlines. why cant i just do things whenever

Die ältere Frau in meinem Zug guckte gerade kurz von ihrem Prospekt der Staatsoperette auf und sah mich dann unerfreut, ja fast schon angewidert, an. Für einen Moment war ich ziemlich offended, dann fiel mir auf, dass der Kartoffelsalat, den ich gerade löffelte, sich in einer alten, wiederverwendeten Magarinedose befand. Und eventuell, nur ganz vielleicht, könnte die Entgleisung ihrer Gesichtszüge daran liegen, dass sie den Eindruck hatte meine Zugverpflegung der Wahl wäre Magarine. Pur. Löffelweise.

Deciphering some of the intent behind the phrasing in these letters is like trying to decipher emojis when you're in a mixed age group chat.

himbeeren ? nein danke, ich esse nur herbeeren #feminismus