Rotten Eggs

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

Theirs a horse in the pingles

Joy and whimsy detected! This horse in the pingles is joyful and whimsical!

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

Feel like a baby being weaned off the nipple whenever AO3 is down.

some of you are not cis and the thing is that you don't even have to do anything about it. you can just be like "damn that's crazy" and move on with your life. you don't have to change your name. you don't have to change your pronouns. you don't have to choose which flavor of not-cis you are. you don't have to change your wardrobe. you don't have to come out or cut your hair or reinvent yourself. you can just be like "huh neato!" and let that be that. you don't owe anyone a performance of your queerness. not even other queer people. ok that's all thank you and goodbye

you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

Who da fucky wucky awe yoo OwO

This. is. so. COOL

If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.

it’S back!

What

why

Just reblogging to see if the last one is true

i’m only here for the last one-

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

What is curiousity?

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obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

I need a hydraulic press and no you’re not allowed to ask me what it’s for. I need it ASAP before this thing wakes up

i find it kind of squidward i find it kinda krabs the days in which im spongebob are the best ive ever had

You know the joke ‘What modern thing would kill a Victorian Child?’ I think Ben and Esther would have Abaddon try things like Hot Cheetos or a Monster

1000 fic’s and comics beam!!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️