mirroring the mirage

Give me some:>

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

born too late 2 be a pirate captain's whorish cabin boy. born too early to 2 be a post-apocalyptic warlords chained up lap boy. why live

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

What’s the comic sans trick?

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

guy that says grace before giving head

Tbh some evil part of me thinks it could've been pretty funny if Roman got his canon explicit "queer rep" moment and it happened to be with Kendall 🤪

Diversity Win! These traumatized incest freaks are gay! 😍🙌🏳️‍🌈