spoony moony

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

This kind of thing wouldn't be socially acceptable to do with photoshop and all of a sudden people think this is okay?

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

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sis is overdrawn and needs at least $96 in her account tonight (9 PM CST) please help if you can 🙏🏾

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Pets are out a food and I'm sick again, could really use some help today

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I have a $200 bill due by the end of the week, please help if you can

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we really need to get some groceries in the house, please help if you can

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Could use some help I need $65 for my cell bill and my cat cece is out of food

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my sis has credit and dental bills due by tomorrow, she needs at least $300 total. please help if you can.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

Since that day, my family and I have been living in a tattered tent that offers no protection from the bitter cold of winter or the scorching heat of summer. Two years of continuous suffering under this worn-out fabric that neither shelters our bodies nor provides any shelter for our family. Today, I appeal to you with all my pain and suffering, asking for your support and assistance so that we can repair our tent and obtain food and water. I hope you will stand with us and not ignore us, friends.

Please help us through this ordeal and live a dignified life.Your support will make a huge difference in our lives and help us persevere and secure the most basic necessities and warmth for my family. Please don't leave us alone.

Oh God… they just bombed near my family’s tent in northern Gaza.

Guys… I am injured and in the hospital, and my posts are being restricted. If this reaches you, please share my posts and do not leave me alone