tell us about your escapades in a full post we craveeeeeee it. would love to know more about your turkish summer <3 yaşa gül sev xoxo
yașa gül sev! sikiş ve emmek! <3
year and a half younger than me, really tall, beautiful eyes, lovebombed the living fuck out of me, when we first met he gave me a ring and said “i been wear this for tree year. i’m telling i will marry you”, calls me aşkim, bitanem, balim, hayatim, baltanem, seftali, is obsessed with picking me up and carrying me like a baby even though he’s skinny and i weigh 100kg+, categorically will not let me pay for anything or carry anything or perform any sort of labour around him, becomes dramatic if he thinks i haven’t eaten enough or if any sort of perceived harm comes to me, is obsessed with pinching my face (hard) and grabbing the fattest parts of my body, cooks for me, “afiyet olsun” whenever i eat, a while ago he & his flatmate sat me down at the kitchen table and lectured me for being too polite and for asking for things as a guest - “NOBABY YOU GUEST. WE LOOK AFTER YOU. YOU HAVE WHAT YOU LIKE. DON’T ASK. I HATE IT. YOU TAKE WHAT YOU WANT. NOBABY NO SAY PLEASE. JUST TAKE”
100% autistic, sits for hours showing me turkish songs and dances and pictures & videos of his family and their traditions, yaps about history constantly, explains jujitsu techniques in detail and is very serious about teaching me how to choke someone unconscious so i can “defend myself”, very intelligent and knowledgeable but the language barrier means some things get lost in translation, he’s very polite and respectful to service & shop staff, he calls me every day and we frequently talk for hours (somehow), i make him laugh a LOT
the other night after fucking he instantly opened youtube shorts and said “have you seen this animals?” and then showed me a series of praying mantis videos (“look at dis. he is predator”) before then moving onto meerkats
he is impulsive and dramatic and a chain smoker and overall probably a bad influence, he seems to have decided i’m his girlfriend without asking me (i’m not)
he is one of the most eccentric and baffling people i’ve ever met, i can’t get enough of his broken english and his accent, it’s a really fucking bizarre situation and i feel like an observer as well as an active participant. i don’t really know what any of it is at all and i don’t fully trust him but i’m enjoying the absurdity of it
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