[funky mafia music]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

In another life im a green summer dress hanging on a clothing line somewhere sunny

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this