ninepiecesofcrait

I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

no more authorization codes. i've had enough

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position