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the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

Customers[1] were a breed of animal hunted to extinction.[2] They were renowned for being stupid as all fuck[3] and annoying the shit out of me[4].

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

You stupid bitch there's literally a starman waiting in the sky

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

*horrible coughing and hacking noises* i need to go to the hospital...... *more coughing and hacking* the sex hospital