There's no I in team, but there is a me...Mario

white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

@the-nephelococcygian

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@redfoxwritesstuff @redvexillum @ladyadrasteia666

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I was gonna go to war, but then I got high.

me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

i recommend telling yourself “this isn’t an experience i want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that are really detrimental to your health and don’t benefit you in anyway.