Defender of the Earth

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

things used to be $5

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

Lesbianworld #lesbianplanet

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

high functioning depression is so unserious because i constantly feel like choking myself to death with my own hands but. i got laundry to do

ninth doctor is so funny. first date with a girl and she asks to go forward in time so her brings her to the death of her planet. what would have happened had she asked to go backwards in time? what were you gonna show her king? the spanish inquisition? the great flood? the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? really there's no good way to end this post because nothing quite compares to taking a girl to the DEATH OF HER PLANET. but you know what at the end of the day it did work.

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

They really used to play pumped up kicks like it was nothing

tumblr needs a setting called “only show post to mutuals i’m willing to dox myself to”