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that's only one mice?

@worlds-smallest-epsilon

Minecraft if it was cool

@toobadchadlytime

that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

@rosemarylemonades

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

Moved my legs in an attempt to ease into abandoning them and now there is a small apple head on my foot instead.

second cat showed up literally right as the food arrived just fuck my entire life

lol apparently I taught my parrot that "are you okay?" "yeah, thanks" is a call-and-response phrase and now if you answer with anything other than "yeah, thanks" he gets upset and keeps asking it an attempt to get you to say the "right" answer.

having a bad day? you do NOT pass the bird-manufactured vibe check