Eh

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

no, the instagram OP is ruining the planet by using a.i.

Imagine losing a game you rigged

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

Need a cooking or baking YouTuber to watch who's like NileRed (skilled in their specific field but otherwise clueless, overconfident due to said skills and assumes they can figure anything out through vibes and maybe a wikipedia deep dive, and therefore constantly making mistakes with basic tasks outside their field while refusing to investigate how to do them in ways that are amusing, frustrating, expensive, and dangerous) but nobody can do food the way this man does chemistry

Like I need an expert chef who wants to bake a pie and decides a convection oven is too expensive and he could totally make one himself in his kitchen with a fan and some power tools

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

OKAY HOLD UP WHAT THE FUCK DID FRIEND BEAR DO TO YOU??????????

We already have best friend bear

Y’all ungrateful.

It’s a shame y'all tried to cancel a CARE BEAR.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!