Tag yourself: Which Loki Variant Are You?
TVA Approved Loki™️
nothing goes your way
a mean, closeted gay
a Hot Mess™️
dead inside
family is.... complicated.
Make Asgard Great Again
gets by on sheer charisma alone, like seriously, you maxed out charisma and dumped wisdom.
good at making friends fast
bad at keeping them
you make a lot of promises you can't keep
you look great tho, and that's what matters
The Superior Loki, Obviously
It's a bit early for a midlife crisis but here you are
steals food from besties
Bi as fuck
would use a profile picture that looks like the blue lives matter flag but when you look closer it says "sike! ACAB" just to troll people
100% ride or die for that one friend
generally confused but doing your Best
Lo.Ki. Hammer
tells banger stories
literally no one can tell if they're true or if you're making shit up
Really likes Arts & Crafts
tries to be everyone's friend and usually just ends up in the middle of drama
somehow pulls off thrift store chic
Senior Discount Loki
somehow both stylish and lacking a single ounce of fashion sense
Mom Friend
the only one in the friend group who has their shit together (finally)
knows all the life hacks, like therapy
still depressed
Lil' Loki
trusting
builds awesome pillow forts
"I killed thor" wow buddy that sounds like a lot to unpack, wanna talk about that???
no, you will not be talking about it.
likes weird pets
Lokidile
literally just a gator in cosplay
Are you a loki? Nobody knows. I couldn't even find a decent gif of this funky lil guy, bless his scaly little heart.
mysterious
Speaks primarily in grunts and growls
bites
The Actually Superior One
girlboss
somehow cute and scary at the same time
pretty much always the smartest person in the room at any given time
better than everyone and knows it
fueled by rage and spite
you decided what you were gonna do when you were 8 and stuck to it
Not A Loki
you aren't a Loki Variant, but you know everything about them
good listener
The Dad Friend
probably writes fanfiction
just wants the simple pleasures in life, like a jet ski.
