sondhymen

Neil Patrick Harris singing the Witch’s Rap with his kids was the best thing to come out of quarantine

Was that the only part of the concert you watched?..

Twinks at the end of Leather Night

Melissa Errico has a book on her shelf titled Irish Erotic Art.

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

and you were

Everyone stop saying sondhymen has been to Stephen Sondheim’s sex dungeon. It wasn’t even Steve’s. These rumors aren’t funny.

first of all, I never claimed it was steve’s sex dungeon. i was blindfolded and confused, so it could’ve been anyone’s sex dungeon.. but i remember the man wanted me to call him Officer Krupke and at one point I heard him muttering something to himself about “if the audience can’t sit through an opera then they shouldn’t go see a fucking opera” and “a puerto rican immigrant would’ve never talked like that. what the hell was i thinking?”… sooo who knows. one thing’s for sure tho, he got that bomb dick, whoever he was