Hot phrases from birth videos that have stuck with me for years:
"My coochie hurts so bad! Did I rip?!"
"My clitoris, oh God, my clitoris!"
"Oh God I'm crowning!"
"My asshole is burning!"
What are some of yours?
(panicked screaming) "Get him out, get him out!"
"Please pull him out!"
(moaning) "Oh, it hurts."
"Can this contraction be over now?"
"It won't stop!"
"Stop kicking me!"
"Get your fingers out of me!"
"Oh, I'm having one. I'm - yeah." (begins groaning)
"Will it hurt?" (at a vacuum cup for assisted delivery)
(a few minutes later) "Can I have more epidural, please? It hurts so bad!"
“mommy needs you to come out.” “please, just check me” (referring to her cervix)
“I can’t push anymore.” “pull it out! Pull it out!” “I want it out!” “My clitoris hurts!” “is the head out yet?” (She hasn’t even started opening)
“I don’t want anything in my vagina.” “I don’t think I can stretch!” There’s probably a ton more that I can’t think of
remembered a few more:
“can u see her head yet?” “I’m still stretching.” “I don’t want that in me.” (Referring to a forcep delivery)
“plz make it stop going back in.”
“I don’t wanna push anymore.” “I can’t do it.” (With the head literally crowning)
“Ow! Y is she going back in?”
remembered more. I’m bummed that I can’t find the vids for them anymore:
“C’mon baby! Baby, mommy needs you to come out.”
“is that the head? Omg! Omg guys look at its head!” Points at her vagina.
“what do u mean don’t push? I can’t stop it!”
Also, A few mentions from spectators just for giggles:
”push harder! U gotta get the shoulders out!” “whoa look at how big his head is!” “bring ur legs back, all the way back.” *tries pushing with all her might* & doctor says “yeah we have a ways to go he’s still way up there.” “Don’t worry it’s just baby going back in.”
