Dyke Grayson

Bernard in a hug: you're crushing my spleen Kon!

Kon : you don't even know where you spleen is.

Tim : i don't have my spleen :D

Bernard : what?

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Tim , texting Kon : Kon ! Help i think i’m being kidnapped

Bernard opening the car door: can you please just enter here?

Tim : I’m with some strange blondie. In a car. Help. Now.

Kon : I’ll call Bernard .

Bernard , answering their cell: Hello?

Kon : Where’s Tim ? He texted me that he were being kidnapped.

Bernard : Tim ? Oh what you mean? He right next to me-

Bernard :

Bernard : I’ll call you back later. *hangs up*

Bernard : THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Tim : WHO ARE YOU?!

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Tim , to Kon : My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Kon , motioning to themself and Bernard : No no no no Babe, TWO idiots!

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Tim : I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Kon : Just rip the bandage off.

Tim : It’s Bernard .

Kon : Put the bandage back on.

Tim : i also love you

Kon : WHAT-

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Kon : I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Tim : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Kon : Yes!

Bernard : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Tim : Dammit, Kon !

Kon : What?! It wasn’t me!

Tim : Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Bernard !

Bernard : Not me either.

Tim : Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Ghost Damian : *whistles*

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Tim : Goodnight moon.

Tim : Goodnight tree.

Tim : Goodnight baby bro ghost that only I can see.

Damian: goodnight drake

Kon : Tim, buddy...you need help?

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Tim : Someone will die.

Kon : Of fun!

Bernard with a baseball bat : Yes, fun.

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Tim : I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Kon : Why?

Tim : so...

Bernard : Look... also don't ask me why

Bernard : *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Tim :

Kon : guys?

Tim : This one is fine

Tim, through gritted teeth: What the fuck are you doing.

Kon, literally sweeping Bernard off his feet with his super strength: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Bernard: Tim wtf your friend is literally a male model.

Tim: ?? You've met my friend that's ACTUALLY a model? Why's Kon different?

Kon: Shush, Tim, you're pretty too. Anyway, Bernard, you said you like conspiracy theories? I'm a cl-

Tim, hasn't told Bernard he's a vigilante: OH MY GOD SHUT UP-

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Cassie, twirling her hair: So what do you like about Tim? Is it his money?

Bernard: Um-

Cassie: It's fine if it's his money. That's the reason half of us stay around him anyway. But if you go out with me, you get all of the money and none of the Tim.

Tim, in Ancient Greek: May Zeus strike you down where you stand.

Bernard: What was that? Was that Ancient Greek?

Cassie, interested for real now: You know what Ancient Greek sounds like?

Bernard: Yeah, I love dead languages.

Cassie: Tim I'm in love with our boyfriend.

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Bernard: I think Tim's an alien, but he won't let me explore his anatomy.

Bart: I'm a meta, and you can explore my anatomy anytime.

Bernard: Haha, what?

Bart, completely serious: Go out with me.

Bernard, curious: Sure. I've got nothing better to do.

Tim, who he's literally on a date with: Come on, guys.

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When Tim calls a team meeting, incredibly frustrated, Bart claims he thought they were all dating and Bernard was free game. Tim believes him because Bart's genuinely just like that.

Cassie says she just thought it was funny then realized he was actually a pretty cool guy.

Kon, unapologetic, says that Bernard's hot and he enjoys messing with Tim.

more Nightwing in different styles doodles part: 3

Lex: *points to Connor*

Lex: You get daddy issues too!

-The Queen negotiated clauses in the equality and Diversity Act so she wouldn't have to hire 'coloured or foreign' staff in the palace. that clause is still there today.

-The Queen tried to use The State Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace even with her own personal fortune.

-She lobbied the Scottish Parliament 67 times to ensure that new wildlife protections laws woudn't apply to her estates there.

-The main throne she sits on is worth an estimated £40,000,000,000. Her jewellery Collection worth circa £5,000,000,000 made with 28, 578 diamonds and gemstones, almost all of which were stolen from countries Britain invaded and enslaved...sorry colonised. She also banned the Police from searching her estates for stolen artifacts.

-Her crown estate is one of the largest property owners in the country. It has over 26 Royal residencies, inc 9 palaces that remain mostly empty and property portfolio that generates £300 million per year. Yet she had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.

Her son is a nonce ( pedophile) that she protected through a £12 million payout.

-The 'free' book that was sent to every school to tell kids how wonderful the queen is cost the taxpayer £12 million.

-She has £420 million personal wealth, which doesn't include that for-mentioned crown estate or her antique furniture or her jewellery collection or all the stolen gold.

-She and her family cost the tax payer £345 million per year in security and other protections.

-The jubilee cost the tax payer £28 million , set aside by the chancellor for the purpose of funding it. Whilst there are currently 14.5 million people living in poverty here in the UK.

- Buckingham Palace banned ethnic minorities from office roles, papers reveal (2021) (the article says that there is no longer a ban as of the 1990s, however the clause is still there to allow a ban.)

- Queen asked for poverty grant to heat palaces (2010)

- Revealed: Queen vetted 67 laws before Scottish parliament could pass them (2021) (It's unknown if any of the laws were amended due to her lobbying, but the lawmakers were required to get her approval.)

- Revealed: police barred from searching Queen's estates for looted artefacts (2021)

- Hampton Court mews row: Couple face eviction 'over £32 bill' (2020) (The tenant was using a communal socket to power his electric car.)

- Prince Andrew settles US civil sex assault case with Virginia Giuffre (2022) Prince Andrew pays settlement ending sex assault case (2022) (Guiffre was 17 at the time of the assault. The settlement was initially estimated at 12-14 million, in which case he probably couldn't have afforded it (without the Queen's help?), but some reports say that it was as little as 3 million by the end. IDK I couldn't find anything firm from a reputable source.)

Thank you, anon!

Here, have another. Not exactly Clark but Eradicator's red eyed and looks just like him.

Me: Why

Same person: Because they are a bad person!

Me: But what if that character was allowed to become a better person so that they are no longer a bad person?

like, redeemed villains are generally friends with the heroes. they get to experience love and The Power of Friendship for the first time, if they haven’t already. they generally get to experience forgiveness. if their motives are based off of some kind of trauma or pain (like a lot of redeemed villains) then they will probably have that resolved and get some sense of closure or inner peace from whatever is hurting them.

so when they say that “this character doesn’t deserve a redemption arc” what they mean is “this character doesn’t deserve to be loved. they don’t deserve happiness, peace, or companionship”. the alternatives I have seen are:

“I hope that this character realizes how awful they are and they kill themselves”

“I hope this character is redeemed by a heroic sacrifice” (meaning they would be redeemed but wouldn’t be alive to experience the “reward” afterwards)

“I hope this character begs and pleads for forgiveness over and over again, but is never forgiven”

If redemption is unacceptable, if bad behavior can never be forgiven, what is the alternative?

It's so good!

I'm glad you love them, anon!

To explain the following thing I made of those two, in my headcanons, Conner didn't develop his kryptonian powers until late. The scientists of LexCorp thought it was a failed project because he was too human and not kryptonian enough which encouraged Lex to favor Match over him for the Superman project. He was discarded to the role of Guardian and was trained as a soldier and bodyguard to later be Match's sidekick... which of course led to Conner being extremely jealous of Match and the deterioration of their relationship.

Conner was a smug asshole with Match which led to Match being so tired of his shit everytime they had to do a mission together.

@magnus-king123 asked and they shall receive a big bro Metallo!