Forever-and-a-day Warrior

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

hes a bottom

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

He like it

I’m crying

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

goodbye

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world 

What dis mean

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

when it all turned black with only a little fire on the side it looked like a hole burning into reality

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

this post ruined my life. everyone thinks im a innocent child because i overreacted on purpose for humor. ive gotten so many messages calling me a smol innocent bean. please let me die.

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

what

discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?