figurative jam

I’m cryin

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

were you cooking this in the sewer

Chernobyl fleshlight

Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together.

Arguably the worst post on this site

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO