A Safe Space For Buff Dads

I’m not a “i could score a point on Serena Williams” guy but I am a “I could convince Abraham Lincoln to not go to the play and save Reconstruction” guy

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about