NOT A LADY. I'M A JOURNALIST.

                  Woah--  is she actually offering some safety for a while?  That’s unexpected,  but welcome.  It’s rare to find kindness out here,  so of course Piper is going to take all she can get, especially with a pack of super mutants after her ass.  She’ll give it a few minutes--  they have a short attention span,  they’ll find someone else to go bother.   ❝  Thank you,  really.  I owe you.  I’d be super mutant dinner right now,  so--  thanks.  Uh,  I’m Piper,  by the way.  Who are you? ❞

ok please let my daughter live. it’s hilarious because she truly does think she’s being subtle when she’s thirsting over a guy and wants that dick. like, she’s thinking to herself oh man, oh boy, i’m being so goddamn smooth, he’ll never see it coming. don’t even get me started on how extra not subtle she is with women. piper is just. the worst at flirting and coming onto people, but it’s ok because 90% of the time she gets what she wants out of them. the thirst can’t be stopped.

                  ❝ Pfft--  that’s pretty smooth. ❞  Her cheeks bloom with red just a bit,  but she manages to keep her cool for the most part.  ❝ I’d be flattered if that was the reason they wanted me out of the city, but that’s not it at all.  No asking is involved,  either--  just a straight boot to my ass. ❞

[direct message to: tris ]: hey!!! thanks for doing that interview with me last night, im sure it’ll be a hit in the campus paper :)[direct message to: tris ]: by the way, u left your socks at my dorm… it was awkward to explain it to my roommate. your feet are huge