I Probably Have A Headache

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

IN A SCARY WAY

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

by talos this cant be happening

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

what the fuck

everything should be free for me because i'm nice

it's always that damn mouse and not me. what if i want a cookie . what about my needs

reblog to boop prev with your paw