Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

Holy yhit this is fuckin hysterical

I love you dead punctuation marks.

they call it "self insert" because im inserting myself inside of him

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

SOUND ON SOUND ON SOUND ON

Description: A can of la croix is sitting on a desk, a cockatiel stands up from behind the can, showing its head, and say "Peekaboo!" the person holding the camera laughs and the bird hides behind the can again, then pops up and says "Peekaboo!" the person continues laughing and says "Peekaboo!" too as the bird continues ducking up and down - when the bird pops up near the end of the video it makes an ascending whistle (like a slide whistle) when rising up, then a descending whistle when it ducks down, and an ascending whistle again while the person laughs harder.

How could U fail to mention that this fool marks territory by howling? Yunno. Like a wolf

Oh. Oh I am in love with this bastard wolf mouse.

that little guy is locked in an evolutionary arms race (my favourite thing) with bark scorpions (he loves to eat those guys) - he’s not only immune to their venom, but he’s evolved such that that venom acts as an analgesic; he barely even feels the sting because the scorpion’s own venom blocks the pain of it. this effect is strong enough that they don’t really notice even when the scorpion is stinging them repeatedly in the face.

an imperfect ally is better than a perfect bystander

"If you're waiting around for pure ideological alignment, you're going to be waiting for a very long time. And in the meantime, you'll get nothing done at all."

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there