currently in my mind palace

i ship it (book x donal finn)

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

the sound of moving water is the best thing in the world. rain falling, waves crashing, fountains tinkling, streams gurgling, a lake lapping, cascades crashing, springs burbling...it's all so beautiful.

woke up this morning with the feeling that today will be a great day :) I'm gonna hang out with brutus, he said he has something important to tell me!

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

God I want like. A full body massage. A team of dermatologists acting like an f1 pit crew to destroy my bad skin issues. 3 days in a jacuzzi. Another full body massage. Put onto a medieval torture rack and stretched until it fixes me idk I feel like it'd do wonders for my hips

Life is over, my mum just offered the idea that moriarty is in love with Sherlock

SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH 🙇‍♂️