John’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my son.
Sam’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my brother.
Dean’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, leave a message or try my other phone.
Bro is his own emergency contact on top of being everyone else’s I’m going to throw myself under a jet ski
I’ve been listening to Emergency Contact by PTV thinking about this post and it’s been fucking me up.







