nothing is real, pass me a corndog

I realized this could read as me saying the english teacher doesn't care. No. The english teacher in this scenario is in fact benevolent and is providing me with media to hopelessly latch onto. And that's why every gay high school senior becomes feverishly obsessed with hamlet

i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get

no offense but I want to get everyone who is responding so well to “allies to lovers” a kiss on the lips

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

I was reading this article a while back which suggested that the social media most alike tumblr’s reblogging-with-additions was actually tiktok’s duet feature and I think this is a good example of it - the extra scenes in this tiktok would read almost perfectly as a series of tumblr reblogs, possibly with gifsets.

That’s what I’m talking about!

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

jack black either bares a close resemblance to Dionysus or he straight up is Dionysus  

not a single one of these words were in arthur

The day’s coming, the day’s coming / we will wait for that day together and cheer its dawn

What sorts of pronouns does someone who’s rly mischievous use?

He/he/he/he/he/he/he/him