pov it's 2021 and ur still on tumblr

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

'softblocked, shadowbanned' are y'all mfers blogging or playing yugioh??

my fandom? oh, it's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of it. i'm in the observing the supernatural fandom fandom

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

i have an idea for a meme hold on let me make it

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn't be nearly as many mushrooms is all I'm saying