he's the moon and I live inside the moon

i love being big and fat and hairy. im going to survive the winter

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

ONE MILLION YEARS DISABLED TRANS WOMEN TAKING CARE OF EACHOTHER IN EVERY WAY WE CAN

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

because he was watching simpsons porn, they tore off all of his arms and legs😧

I know getting black out drunk is bad for you or whatever but have you ever listened to Electric Light Orchestra zooted? It’s worth whatever kidney damage you’ll receive

me sexting: if that is amenable to you

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*